A Wild Celebration
Abandoned Realms
Posts: 398
4/17/2025, 7:51:16 PM
A Wild Celebration begins on Sat Apr 26 01:00:00 2025, and ends on Sat Apr 26 03:00:00 2025.
Synopsis:
Join us for the WILDEST celebration you've ever seen!
The Consortium is hosting a party of chaos, mayhem, and otherwise entirely
good-natured fun! It's time to celebrate the wild items of the land,
research their uses, and discuss with others the best scenarios in which
they should be brought to bare.
Additionally, from across the Nether, new discoveries have been made! Join
us for the reveal of:
- Wild jewelry - Fashionable objects of pure chaos that demand to be gawked
at while you're within your guildhall. Be careful though: they are
completely harmless to everyone when worn!
- Wild potions - Effects unknown, until you try one out! We are sure it
will be fine.
- Wild food - What will happen when you consume these menacing morsels?
Could the town of Seringale explode!? Maybe!
- Wild drinks - Your mouth will feel like it's on fire! And it might
actually be!
And more surprises that are sure to bring absolute pandemonium to the
tavern!
NOTE - Wielding wild weapons during this event is absolutely forbidden by
the LAW. In no universe will this be tolerated. You may look at, touch,
gently caress, and hold them in a specifically non-threatening manner but DO
NOT wield one or such an offense will be punishable under the FULL AND
UNDISPUTED MEASURE OF THE LAW.
Otherwise, have fun!
Synopsis:
Join us for the WILDEST celebration you've ever seen!
The Consortium is hosting a party of chaos, mayhem, and otherwise entirely
good-natured fun! It's time to celebrate the wild items of the land,
research their uses, and discuss with others the best scenarios in which
they should be brought to bare.
Additionally, from across the Nether, new discoveries have been made! Join
us for the reveal of:
- Wild jewelry - Fashionable objects of pure chaos that demand to be gawked
at while you're within your guildhall. Be careful though: they are
completely harmless to everyone when worn!
- Wild potions - Effects unknown, until you try one out! We are sure it
will be fine.
- Wild food - What will happen when you consume these menacing morsels?
Could the town of Seringale explode!? Maybe!
- Wild drinks - Your mouth will feel like it's on fire! And it might
actually be!
And more surprises that are sure to bring absolute pandemonium to the
tavern!
NOTE - Wielding wild weapons during this event is absolutely forbidden by
the LAW. In no universe will this be tolerated. You may look at, touch,
gently caress, and hold them in a specifically non-threatening manner but DO
NOT wield one or such an offense will be punishable under the FULL AND
UNDISPUTED MEASURE OF THE LAW.
Otherwise, have fun!